February 2011
January 2011
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Dream A Little Dream of Me // Mama Cass
While cooking lunch I accidentally discovered a series of “bro” love notes on the covered side of our fridge. Whoever “my beloved” Daniel and Forrest were, they must have loved each other a little too much…
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The easiest way to lose something is by wanting it...
“I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen...”
– Ralph Ellison
“To forgive is to set a prisoner free and realize that prisoner was you.”
– Lewis B.
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Yes I did just hire a maid service for my apartment. I can’t keep cleaning up after my roommate…I’m going insane.
She left pieces of tomato on our kitchen floor this morning.
Anonymous asked: you don't find love, love finds you
Anonymous asked: USC = University of Spoiled Children
HOLLA AT YA GIRL NIGGAH ^_^
HOLLA AT YA GIRL NIGGAH ^_^
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It drives me insane when people in Greek life call other students who don’t join them “GDI”s (God damn independents). What the fuck does that even mean? And why do you feel the need to separate and label everyone on campus who doesn’t decide to make their whole life about the greek system?
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Also this semester my goal is to keep in mind that my body is a temple not a playground thats dead, meaning I need to respect it.
I am looking forward to tomorrow because I will get to be productive and friendly. Two things that put me in a great mood.
I was given a backstage pass to see Conan O'brien...
But I’m going to have to give it away, because it’s on a day I have an exam. Plus I don’t think I can miss that much school to fly to California. SAD DAY:(
My roommate keeps eating all my food when I’m gone, mainly my beloved cheese T_T
How on earth do I get her to stop?! She ate all 27 slices of gouda when I was gone for two days…
I watched a girl get so drunk last night that she dry humped an unwilling guy friend of mine. It was like watching a female lion pounce on the weakest/tastiest gazelle as it screamed in horror.
And that is why I am staying in tonight. I am afraid of drunk people now.
“Sometimes I want to grab complainers by the shoulders, shake them, and say...”
– J.A. Kroff
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My best friend came over to my apartment tonight and started talking about going to buy an 8th of weed right in front of my new roommate, who happens to be strongly opposed to smoking or drinking in any form.
So AWKWARD…I can’t even tell you.
Why do I live in Texas when Coachella is in...
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I’m convinced that my roommate is a pretend vegetarian.
There is meat in our fridge and nobody that lives here claims to eat meat soo someone here isn’t being completely honest -__-